{"id":11207,"date":"2024-09-02T00:03:55","date_gmt":"2024-09-02T00:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/?p=11207"},"modified":"2024-09-02T00:03:55","modified_gmt":"2024-09-02T00:03:55","slug":"little-johnny-comes-down-to-breakfast-since-they-live-on-a-farm-his-mother-asks-if-he-had-done-his-chores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/?p=11207","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny\u2019s Chores<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny comes down for breakfast, and his mother asks if he has done his chores. He replies, \u201cNot yet.\u201d She tells him he can\u2019t have breakfast until his chores are done. Frustrated, Johnny goes outside to feed the animals.<br \/>\nFirst, he kicks a chicken, then he kicks a cow, and finally, he kicks a pig. After finishing his chores, he returns for breakfast but only receives a bowl of dry cereal. Confused, Johnny asks, \u201cHow come I don\u2019t get any eggs and bacon? Why don\u2019t I have any milk in my cereal?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His mother replies, \u201cI saw you kick a chicken, so you don\u2019t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don\u2019t get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren\u2019t getting any milk.\u201d<br \/>\nJust then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat across the kitchen. Johnny looks at his mother with a smile and asks, \u201cAre you going to tell him, or should I?\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny\u2019s Chores Little Johnny comes down for breakfast, and his mother asks if he has done his chores. He replies, \u201cNot yet.\u201d She tells him he can\u2019t have breakfast until his chores are done. Frustrated, Johnny goes outside to feed the animals. First, he kicks a chicken, then he kicks a cow, and finally, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11208,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/457785937_488403244004500_5739469396532893052_n.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11207"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11209,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11207\/revisions\/11209"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}