{"id":11296,"date":"2024-09-07T01:09:23","date_gmt":"2024-09-07T01:09:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/?p=11296"},"modified":"2024-09-07T01:09:23","modified_gmt":"2024-09-07T01:09:23","slug":"cabbie-and-the-nun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/?p=11296","title":{"rendered":"CABBIE AND THE NUN"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won\u2019t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.<\/p>\n

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He replies: \u2018I have a question to ask you but I don\u2019t want to offend you.\u2019 She answers, \u2018My son, you cannot offend me.<\/p>\n

When you\u2019re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m sure that there\u2019s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Well, I\u2019ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.\u2019<\/p>\n

She responds, \u2018Well, let\u2019s see what we can do about that: 1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.\u2019 The cab driver is very excited and says, \u2018<\/p>\n

Yes, I\u2019m single and Catholic!\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018OK\u2019 the nun says. \u2018Pull into the next alley.\u2019 The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.<\/p>\n

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.<\/p>\n

\u2018My dear child,\u2019 says the nun, \u2018why are you crying?\u2019 \u2018Forgive me but I\u2019ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I\u2019m married and I\u2019m Jewish.\u2019<\/p>\n

The nun says, \u2018That\u2019s OK. My name is Kevin and I\u2019m going to a Halloween party.\u2019<\/p>\n

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