{"id":11771,"date":"2024-10-17T01:21:55","date_gmt":"2024-10-17T01:21:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/?p=11771"},"modified":"2024-10-17T01:21:55","modified_gmt":"2024-10-17T01:21:55","slug":"a-blonde-calls-her-boyfriend-and-says-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/?p=11771","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, \u201cPlease\u201c\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"<article id=\"post-19257\" class=\"post-19257 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-news\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p>A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, \u201cPlease come over here and help me. have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d Her boyfriend asks, \u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s finished?\u201d The blonde says, \u201cAccording to the picture on the box, it\u2019s a rooster.\u201dHer boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks tid ays, Fist of all,to her and says,<\/p>\n<p>no matter what we do, we\u2019re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.\u201dHe then takes her hand and says, \u201cSecondly, I want you to relax. Let\u2019s have a nice cup of tea, and then\u2026.. he said with a deepsigh\u201d\u201dLet\u2019s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<footer class=\"entry-footer\"><\/footer>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<nav class=\"post-navigation pagination\">\n<div class=\"nav-links\">\n<div class=\"nav-previous\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/nav>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, \u201cPlease come over here and help me. have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d Her boyfriend asks, \u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s finished?\u201d The blonde says, \u201cAccording to the picture on the box, it\u2019s a rooster.\u201dHer boyfriend decides [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11772,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/463029448_122175084188133979_2957975821335075905_n.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11771"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11771\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11773,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11771\/revisions\/11773"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11772"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}