{"id":12209,"date":"2024-12-08T20:01:40","date_gmt":"2024-12-08T20:01:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/?p=12209"},"modified":"2024-12-08T20:01:40","modified_gmt":"2024-12-08T20:01:40","slug":"paddys-plane-misunderstanding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/?p=12209","title":{"rendered":"Paddy\u2019s Plane Misunderstanding!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-content wp-block-post-content has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-post-content-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p>A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.<br \/>\nKeep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic<br \/>\nPaddy ordered a whiskey.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1701404\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1679364\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The stewardess asked the Muslim if he\u2019d like a drink.<\/p>\n<p>He replied in disgust,<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1679364\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Paddy handed his drink back and said,<br \/>\n\u201cMe too, I didn\u2019t know we had a choice!\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1701403\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"wp-block-template-part\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-spacer\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he\u2019d like a drink. He replied in disgust, \u201cI\u2019d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!\u201d Paddy handed his drink [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12210,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/469681127_464252933361402_5169514603258585975_n.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12209"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12211,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12209\/revisions\/12211"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}