{"id":14215,"date":"2024-08-31T13:42:29","date_gmt":"2024-08-31T13:42:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/diigital.press\/?p=11594"},"modified":"2024-08-31T13:42:29","modified_gmt":"2024-08-31T13:42:29","slug":"the-little-girl-asks-why-did-you-and-daddy-get-a-divorce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/?p=14215","title":{"rendered":"The Little Girl Asks Why Did You And Daddy Get A Divorce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A mother is driving her daughter to a playdate.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cMommy,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0the little girl asks,\u00a0<strong>\u201cHow old are you?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cHoney, you shouldn\u2019t ask a lady her age. It\u2019s not polite,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0the mother replies.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cOkay,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0the girl says,\u00a0<strong>\u201cHow much do you weigh?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cNow really, those are personal questions and none of your business,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0the mother says.<\/p>\n<p>Unfazed, the girl asks,\u00a0<strong>\u201cWhy did you and Daddy get a divorce?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cThat\u2019s enough questions, young lady!\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0the exasperated mother says before walking away as the friends start to play.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cMy mom won\u2019t tell me anything,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0the little girl says to her friend.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell,\u201d the friend replies,\u00a0<strong>\u201cJust look at her driver\u2019s license. It\u2019s like a report card with everything on it.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Later that night, the girl tells her mother,\u00a0<strong>\u201cI know you\u2019re 32.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Surprised, the mother asks,\u00a0<strong>\u201cHow did you find that out?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cI also know you weigh 140 pounds,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0the girl adds.<\/p>\n<p>Shocked, the mother asks,\u00a0<strong>\u201cHow in heaven\u2019s name did you find that out?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Triumphantly, the girl says,\u00a0<strong>\u201cAnd I know why you and Daddy got a divorce.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh really?\u201d the mother asks.\u00a0<strong>\u201cWhy?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cBecause you got an \u2018F\u2019 in sex.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A mother is driving her daughter to a playdate. \u201cMommy,\u201d\u00a0the little girl asks,\u00a0\u201cHow old are you?\u201d \u201cHoney, you shouldn\u2019t ask a lady her age. It\u2019s not polite,\u201d\u00a0the mother replies. \u201cOkay,\u201d\u00a0the girl says,\u00a0\u201cHow much do you weigh?\u201d \u201cNow really, those are personal questions and none of your business,\u201d\u00a0the mother says. Unfazed, the girl asks,\u00a0\u201cWhy did you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11595,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/461209833_122212297994011813_395603742384507670_n-1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14215\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}