{"id":14293,"date":"2024-09-09T17:34:32","date_gmt":"2024-09-09T17:34:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/diigital.press\/?p=11871"},"modified":"2024-09-09T17:34:32","modified_gmt":"2024-09-09T17:34:32","slug":"little-johnny-failed-his-mathematics-test-completely","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/?p=14293","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny failed his mathematics test completely."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny\u2019s math grade was so bad that his teacher called home. That afternoon, when Johnny got home, his father stood at the door, clearly upset.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cWhy did you fail your math test?\u201d his father asked sternly.<\/p>\n<p>Johnny simply shrugged and said, \u201cMy teacher isn\u2019t very good.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Surprised by this response, his father urged him to explain further. Johnny began, \u201cOn Monday, my teacher said 3+5 equals 8.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His father looked confused. \u201cAnd?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Johnny continued, \u201cThen on Tuesday, she told us 4+4 equals 8. On Wednesday, she said 6+2 equals 8.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Now it was Johnny\u2019s father\u2019s turn to be astonished. \u201cSo what does that have to do with you failing?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<p>Johnny sighed and explained, \u201cIf my teacher doesn\u2019t even know what equals eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His father was left speechless.<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny\u2019s math grade was so bad that his teacher called home. That afternoon, when Johnny got home, his father stood at the door, clearly upset. \u201cWhy did you fail your math test?\u201d his father asked sternly. Johnny simply shrugged and said, \u201cMy teacher isn\u2019t very good.\u201d Surprised by this response, his father urged him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11872,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/465142325_421066657711702_9163724273294253711_n.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14293"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14293\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}