{"id":14325,"date":"2024-09-12T19:08:37","date_gmt":"2024-09-12T19:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/diigital.press\/?p=11978"},"modified":"2024-09-12T19:08:37","modified_gmt":"2024-09-12T19:08:37","slug":"an-elderly-mans-having-a-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/?p=14325","title":{"rendered":"An elderly man\u2019s having a problem"},"content":{"rendered":"<article id=\"post-17736\" class=\"post-17736 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-news\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p>An elderly man goes to the doctor.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p>He says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDoctor, I\u2019m having a problem with gas, but it really doesn\u2019t bother me, since they\u2019re always silent and odorless. Matter of fact, I\u2019ve farted 10 times just waiting for you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Doctor says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTake these pills every day for a wee, and then come back and see me.\u201d<br \/>\nA week later, the man complains,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDoctor, I don\u2019t know what you gave me, but my fatts smell horrible now!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOK, now that your sinuses are clear, let\u2019s check your hearing.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<footer class=\"entry-footer\"><\/footer>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<nav class=\"post-navigation pagination\">\n<div class=\"nav-links\">\n<div class=\"nav-previous\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/nav>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly man goes to the doctor. He says, \u201cDoctor, I\u2019m having a problem with gas, but it really doesn\u2019t bother me, since they\u2019re always silent and odorless. Matter of fact, I\u2019ve farted 10 times just waiting for you.\u201d The Doctor says, \u201cTake these pills every day for a wee, and then come back and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}