{"id":14340,"date":"2024-09-14T15:21:01","date_gmt":"2024-09-14T15:21:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/diigital.press\/?p=12026"},"modified":"2024-09-14T15:21:01","modified_gmt":"2024-09-14T15:21:01","slug":"79-year-old-man-wants-to-buy-viagra-his-wife-has-the-perfect-reply-ready-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/?p=14340","title":{"rendered":"79 year old man wants to buy Viagra, his wife has the perfect reply ready"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We all have things that we love to do, but haven\u2019t done in a while. And when you want to start doing them again, you\u2019ve got to prepare accordingly so that you can easily get back into the swing of things.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s exactly what the couple in this story did, and I just love the wife\u2019s witty reply! I showed this to my hubby and he bent over laughing at the ending \u2013 remember, shared joy is double joy!<\/p>\n<aside class=\"inline-share-buttons hide-on-print style2 \" aria-label=\"Share buttons\"><i class=\"fa fa-facebook\"><\/i>\u00a0Share<i class=\"fa fa-pinterest\"><\/i><\/aside>\n<p>79 year old John is sitting on the couch watching the TV, when suddenly an ad for Viagra starts playing. The advertisement boasts that even elderly men can see some action between the sheets if they try their product.<\/p>\n<p>With an effort and a groan, John gets up, walks to the hall and puts on his coat.<\/p>\n<h2>Meets his wife by the door<\/h2>\n<p>As he opens the front door, he meets his elderly wife Rose who is just returning from watering the garden.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere are you going?\u201d she asks.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m going to see a doctor,\u201d he replies with a smile.<\/p>\n<p>Rose looks worried and asks, \u201cReally? Are you not feeling well?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m feeling just fine,\u201d says John, \u201cI\u2019m going to get me some of those Viagra pills.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Rose had been taking off her coat while speaking, but now hurriedly puts it on again upon hearing John\u2019s reply.<\/p>\n<div id=\"newsner-799759726\" class=\"newsner-article_inside_content\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cAnd where the hell are you going?\u201d he asks.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m coming along with you to the doctor of course,\u201d she replies.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUh-huh, and why is that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, if you\u2019re going to start using that rusty old thing again, then I better get a tetanus shot.\u201d<\/p>\n<div id=\"newsner-1161263012\" class=\"newsner-article_inside_content\"><\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-17570 ls-is-cached lazyloaded\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-humor.newsner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/01\/28145618\/lady-happy-6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"421\" data-src=\"https:\/\/cdn-humor.newsner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2019\/01\/28145618\/lady-happy-6.jpg\" data-eio-rwidth=\"600\" data-eio-rheight=\"421\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If this story made you laugh, then\u00a0<strong>SHARE<\/strong>\u00a0it with a friend to brighten their day!<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We all have things that we love to do, but haven\u2019t done in a while. And when you want to start doing them again, you\u2019ve got to prepare accordingly so that you can easily get back into the swing of things. 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