This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated.<\/p>\n
She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them.<\/p>\n
You know that fur coat you promised me ?<\/p>\n
I bought it with the insurance money.<\/p>\n
You know the new car you promised me ?<\/p>\n
I bought it with insurance money<\/p>\n
Then she whispers : You know that BJob i promised you ?<\/p>\n
Well here it comes..<\/p>\n
After years of marriage, Fred passed away unexpectedly. His wife, Linda, was heartbroken\u2014but not one to sit idly in sorrow.<\/p>\n
She arranged a lovely funeral service, cremated Fred as per his wishes, and brought his urn home.<\/p>\n
One evening, Linda poured herself a glass of wine, lit a candle, and placed the urn on the dining table. The house was quiet, except for the ticking clock and her soft chuckles.<\/p>\n
\u201cFred,\u201d she said, swirling her wine. \u201cRemember that fur coat you kept saying you\u2019d buy me? Well, I used your insurance money to get it. It\u2019s\u00a0gorgeous<\/em>, by the way. You\u2019d have hated the price, but I look fabulous.\u201d<\/p>\n She sipped her wine, gazing at the urn as if expecting a comeback. \u201cAnd Fred, the car\u2014you know, the one I always wanted?<\/p>\n The one you said was too flashy? I bought it. Red. Convertible. Drives like a dream. I call her \u2018Freddie,\u2019 in your honor.\u201d<\/p>\n She leaned in closer, lowering her voice to a whisper. \u201cOh, and about that\u2026uh\u2026 \u2018favor\u2019 I promised you?\u201d She smirked, picking up the urn. \u201cWell, here it comes\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n Linda laughed so hard she nearly spilled the wine, imagining Fred\u2019s ghost screaming in protest. She shook the urn slightly and added, \u201cJust kidding, Fred. You\u2019d better haunt me for that one!\u201d<\/p>\n And from that night forward, Linda decided she\u2019d honor Fred\u2019s memory not with tears, but with a little humor\u2014because she knew that\u2019s exactly how he\u2019d want it.<\/p>\n Well, except maybe for the last part.<\/p>\n This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. You know that fur coat you promised me ? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me ? I bought it with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12909,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14603"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14603\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/otrxio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}